I love rain. It’s like God created it as an excuse so people wouldn’t have to be forced into being outside and not watching TV.

Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

These days I just can’t seem to say what I mean. I just can’t. Every time I try to say something, it misses the point. Either that or I end up saying the opposite of what I mean. The more I try to get it right the more mixed up it gets. Sometimes I can’t even remember what I was trying to say in the first place. It’s like my body’s split in two and one of me is chasing the other me around a big pillar. We’re running circles around it. The other me has the right words, but I can never catch her.

I like being in a dark room, by myself, watching television quietly.

Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright I want y’all to see this.

Don’t you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you’re not taking advantage of it?

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.